How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

→ 5 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: washingtub | via: tickatocka

bangcaster:

trying to start homework but you kinda just

image

(Source: kanyeahwest)

→ 5 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: kanyeahwest | via: ruinedchildhood

whitegirlsaintshit:

apathes:

This is amazing. Dude made living in a box look nice.

this is like a luxurious dream for broke niggas.

→ 6 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: apathes | via: whitegirlsaintshit

(Source: wildpens)

→ 7 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: wildpens | via: ruinedchildhood
atlanteanpapi187:

melongorl:

unit03:

this photo still gives me like seven hundred feels

WHAT

She looks like a manga girl this is impossible

atlanteanpapi187:

melongorl:

unit03:

this photo still gives me like seven hundred feels

WHAT

She looks like a manga girl this is impossible

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

→ 7 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: howdoiputthisgently | via: ruinedchildhood

jaidefinichon:

WTF

(Source: guerrepudiche)

→ 8 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: guerrepudiche | via: jesuschristofficial

Just new black things #15

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Locking your doors when another black person approaches your car

unclefather:

Get off our planet

(Source: tomhazeldine)

→ 9 minutes ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: tomhazeldine | via: unclefather

(Source: 0808880888088880)

→ 1 hour ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: 0808880888088880 | via: 6592

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

→ 1 hour ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: cashcutie | via: tickatocka
starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

starkidwholokidhogwarts:

cumleak:

the-unpopular-opinions:

One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.

The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.

I know other factors come into play.

But something isn’t right there.

ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence

One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t

lulz-time:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.
Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: susannawolff)

→ 1 hour ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: susannawolff | via: lulz-time

(Source: graveyardhottie)

→ 1 hour ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: graveyardhottie | via: virtualscowl

(Source: fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace)

→ 1 hour ago - Monday Apr 21 2014
origin: fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace | via: virtualscowl