May 2012
Watchtumboner:
a-blogyoushouldbefollowing:
hahahahhahah
unknown glasses kid
master of awkward photobombing
yesiknowiamtall:
girl you a 14 on the pH scale cus you a basic bitch
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
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me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
someone at school: what are you listening to?
me: no one you know or like
1612th:
in like 400 years this sentence will be in old english
Me: oh my god this guy is perfect for me omg he needs to have my children we need to get married he's so cute aksjfasfkjaslf
Me: *ships him with other man*
africans:
my favourite that’s so raven symone’s outfit is the graffitied brick wall pattern jumpsuit with the red faux fur trim
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unicornwhores:
…and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
nissanissas:
do you guys ever get really upset because fictional characters die and you can’t do anything about it
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myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
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i think i just really realized that smtown was happening. i am so out of the loop. for weeks now i’ve been vaguely acknowledging it but i never even just smtown last year i was losing my mind and now i was looking at pictures and gifs not fully understanding what i was seeing the hell happened? reevaluating my life in regards to kpop.
maybe i subconsciously did this so that i’d never...
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warren kole is so pretty and michael ealy is so pretty and combined they have like the prettiest eyes in a couple i’ve ever seen. so pretty. everything is just so pretty.
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Also they have good music, starting song for this episode was infinity guitars by sleighbells, guess who has that song in her iPod?
~*~*THIS GIRL~*~*
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just finished 2nd episode of Common Law (yeah, it’s only 2 episodes and my bad tv-watching/attention span already has me behind) oh my god the homosex. The fact he bought a car that had everything that Travis wanted just shows how completely homoheterosexual they are for each other and they have a wonderful partnership. I need to rewatch episode 1 ;w;
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I AM PROUD OF MY MUSIC TASTE
cumberbuttcorpse:
when I find myself in times of trouble
tom hiddleston comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
romass:
♥ ♡ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ show me ♥
♡ ur butt ♡ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♡ ♥ ♥
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barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
do you ever play music you find on your dash and it’s nice and pleasant and you’re enjoying listening to it but for a second you forget it’s coming from your dash so you refresh your tumblr and as you are hitting refresh you realize your mistake and you’re like NOWAITFUCKSTOP— but it’s too late and the music is gone
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me trying to read fanfiction
striderisms:
conversationparade:
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
I’M SORY BUT I’ M SNOTING ALAUGHING...