May 2013
ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
ruraljackdaw:
voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
drunktrophywife:
queen-of-the-slayers:
drunktrophywife:
being a girl is really fucking expensive
Being human is really fucking expensive
If I took a shot every time someone added that comment id be dead ten times over
governmentwebsite:
meladoodle:
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! “i know you are but what am i?” *jury is immediately under arrest*
ferretdog:
its such a cliché statement but like beauty really is in the eye of the beholder and like even people who may not be “conventionally attractive by society’s standards” can still find someone who thinks they are the most beautiful person in the whole world and that really makes me happy
meladoodle:
touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE touch my hotwheels collection
internetmessiah:
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
guccidelgay:
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
Me every day.
heirofmedusa:
goldenclitoris:
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians
I just lost it at the last one.
3 tags
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via dearscience)
Reading yaoi at 2am: I'm not going to sleep until they have sex.
fuckoff-mondays:
why would i want to be beautiful on the inside no one can see it there
“Oh, you all know at least one. Who knows, maybe you are one. A girl who hates...”
– Self-Fulfilling Prophecies: The “I Hate Other Girls” Trap (via 33113)
witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
180mph:
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
Girl pays for dinner: See this is what I can't stand about you Ms.Independent femanazis! You won't let men be men! You're emasculating us!
Girl lets guy pay for dinner: See this is what I can't stand about you gold digging femanazis! You want equal rights and equality but you want a man to pay for your meal!
richwhitelesbian:
i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war
